ITS A TRAP
Ladies & The Breakfast Okey Doke
Ah, the breakfast “Okey Doke.” All guys fall victim to this one and all ladies do it. Remember the chick you met that made you breakfast that one time early on when you started to get to know her?
You loved that. And that was the proverbial “Okey Doke” because that was probably the last time she did that. Truth is she doesn’t really cook breakfast often. And you fell for it. Now you guys are exclusive and you get no breakfast.
How did that happen? How did you get there? You were fooled!
Were you fooled? It’s a trap.
A Trap?
Ladies don’t realize that the “Breakfast Okey Doke” is representative (pun intended) and the beginning of why most guys refuse to get married to them later on. It’s that initial disappointment from something given or introduced then taken away that has guys so skiddish.
Do you know what guys fear most? The marriage Okey Doke.
The number one fear aside from needing new pussy (smile) is the fear that the woman who they thought was IT for them and totally enough to keep them from needing new pussy will change up on them. To guys its like getting punk’d on some never ending twilight zone shit. If your a guy I know you just cringed.
Men fear that women will change for the worse when they morph into “the wife.” Married men that I have encountered seem to reinforce this theory because most married men I know are the most pervy and seemingly sex deprived creatures on the planet. They salivate and eye fuck chicks all day. Ugh. But I digress.
No single man wants to turn into that mess. It all starts with the breakfast Okey Doke.
I’m on to you women with your trap a brother shenanigans. Breakfast be damned!
*sigh* once again the good intentions of some lovely ladies get weighed against the folly of the wicked wenches. I can’t speak for the lousy ladies, I can only speak for me and for the other women of my illustrious ilk.
we certainly are becoming an endangered species.
Do you remember the Eddie Murphy joke about old movies?
The two romantic leads tumble into each other’s arms, the camera cuts away to a candleabra. Time elapses and the candles burn down until we see the sunrise and suddenly it’s the next morning and the lady is in the kitchen smiling and making breakfast.
If the cameras were to follow them for days, weeks, months etc, we’d see that couple start to build routines which if not tended to carefully, can transform into the dreaded ruts that ruin relationships. If the she-chef in question was actually a what most would consider a good or wonderful woman, chances are it isn’t that she willfully stopped cooking first thing in the morning for the object of her affection. Perhaps life likely got in the way.
The elaborate WEEKEND spreads she would present him with when they were just dating, (and staying over only on the weekends) become less conducive in the day-to-day when both people have to wake up to dash off to their prospective careers in the morning. After all, a man who deserves homecooked meals also deserves a woman who has more to offer than JUST homecooked meals.
Now as for the others, the less worthy, the trifling girls in women’s clothing, chances are you’re right; they did use their “representative” to lure the prospective man into the “never ending twilight zone shit.”
Thought not all of us are out there running trap-a-brother-shenanigans, unfortunately the actions of a messy few have come to tarnish the reps of us “wonderful” ones.
thatbytchy'alllovetohate
13 Apr 10 at 1:36 pm
kinda like the times you used to stay up all night talking about your feelings? yeah right.
Jina
30 Jun 10 at 2:45 pm